So I called my dad today, asking if he wanted to go to my birthday dinner tonight.
"Why tonight?" he asked.
"Because it's my birthday..."
"It is? Oh yeah. I keep thinking it's on Valentine's. I guess that's because it's when you were due."
"Dad, I was due on the 16th."
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